As per terran social human interactional customs of this epoch and in this universe we would bow, shake our extremities to you and utter words of welcome and gratitudes.

We are the FrEsSsSsSs.

We will be somewhat informing, but not entirely responsible for most of the news and the gathering intel to eradicate the populace of….

………um, we mean… the gathering of up to date information to all visitors and you terrans for this website.

As we are quite lazy and preoccupied by other remedial tasks that have nothing to do with the galactic conquest of this sector of this tangent universe we will:

• Not “bother” terrans with countless notifications drowning their inboxes
• Will send only one “chick-in” monthly (possible quarterly-discussions are ongoing…)

Chick-ins [definiton] – a monthly memo/update of what new wears/products we may come to possession from our raids and other possible news/information, coupons and other tantalizing treats.

Feel free to peruse our wears and purchase as many items as we require credits for our multi-galactical conquest for this uncharted quadrant of this randomly generated multifarious multi-verse.

End of transmission…

Signature of transmission by |
Free Run Egg’s Secretarial Staff Section Seventy Seven Squadron
”the FrEsSsSsSs”